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Filker's Note: A filk after the tune of "Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift (because I can't stand the Wham! version.) This was covered by Keily Shinra here!

Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.


Once written, we must try
To get good feedback, but you just roll your eye.
Tell me, Suethor, do you need a beta?
No, I figured not; guess I’ll read ya later.

Here’s a website; I linked it up and sent it
With a note saying “You need help!” I meant it.
Now I know what a fool I’ve been.
You don’t want to improve, you just crave the attention.

Chorus:
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.

Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.


In a chat room, users with weird names.
I see you’ve blocked me; why such childish games?
My glod, I thought you’d appreciate assistance,
But your grammar errors show up with great persistence.

Another tenth walker for the one-hundredth time;
A Harry/Snape slashfic? This is really a crime!
Oh well, if this is what you call plot,
I guess I’ll leave you to it, since that’s all that you’ve got!

Chorus

Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.

Neuralyzer

Jun. 2nd, 2011 11:56 am
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Filker's Note: A filk after "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. Neuralyzers belong to Walter F. Parkes and Laurie MacDonald.

Character, why are you here, watcha doing?
I bet you have got no clue what is ongoing
You are in a new roll that's got you looking stupid
But I know who you were, who you were baby

Look at you, getting a complete makeover
You are like a puppet, strings tangled all over
It all seems so wrong, but baby, just keep going strong
'Cause I know who you were, who you were, baby

Chorus
Neuralyzer, neura-neuralyzer, it's the neuralyzer
Oh, neuralyzer, oh, it's the neuralyzer baby
Yeah, it is the, Yeah, it is the
Neuralyzer, neuralyzer, neuralyzer

It makes memories go oh-oh
Of things you should not know oh-oh
It makes memories go oh-oh
Of things you should not know oh-oh
She's got you going
She thinks she's charming
But we can stop her!
Neuralyzer.

It makes memories go oh-oh
Of things you should not know oh-oh
It makes memories go oh-oh
Of things you should not know oh-oh
You think you're crazy?
I'll fix your crazy
I'll do it with the
Neuralyzer


Don't forget! You were once a mighty champion
It's too bad, because your style she's a-crampin'
I have handled oh, so many. I'm glad to help you remember
Who you were, only who you were baby

Yes, you're out of your right characterization
But now she's gone, and there's no need for hesitation
It just takes a little flash, here, after I don my sunglasses
You'll be back, back for good, baby

Chorus

Pretty soon you'll be back in your normal world
(Neuralyzer, neuralyzer, neuralyzer, neuralyzer)
Things will be all good, and you'll want to thank this girl
But you can't, 'cause you won't know

Chorus

It makes memories go oh-oh
Of things you should not know oh-oh
It makes memories go oh-oh
Of things you should not know oh-oh
Neuralyzer, neura-neuralyzer, it’s the neuralyzer
Oh, neuralyzer, oh, it's the neuralyzer baby
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Filker's Note: A filk after "Soulja Boy (Crank That)" by Soulja Boy. Pokémon and all names used from that franchise belong to Satoshi Tajiri of the Pokémon Company and Nintendo.

Trainer Boy (Catch That)

(I choose you!)

Trainer boy catch it.

Now I got a new game for y’all called the Trainer Boy.

You got to throw the ball, train it up three levels from dawn to dusk.

(Pikaaaaaaaaaaaah)

Chorus:
Trainer boy up in this route
Watch me catch it, knock it out
Watch me catch that Pokémon
Then Hydro Pump Ho-oh
Now I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)

Trainer boy up in this route
Watch me catch it, knock it out
Watch me catch that Pokémon
Then Hydro Pump Ho-oh
Now I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)


Trainer boy out from this town
Watch me catch a Ground-and-Rock
Magnitude them down
Yeah, watch me beat Gym Leader Brock
I’m Satoshi, watch me catch,
Catching all them insects, hey
When they paved all my tall grass
I programmed an opportunity
(for you)
To catch ‘em all (yeah catch ‘em all)
And if we get to battle
We’ll see how good you are (how good you are)
You catch me at your local game store
Yes I play it every day
Rival’s getting mad ‘cause
I just caught a Suicune, mate.

Chorus

I’m Swords Dancing up my guy
Using Slash before I try
Baton Passing to Abra
Now Attack is up four lines
Miyamoto wants to be me
Trainer boy, I’m the man
He be looking at my games
Saying “He’s the Poké-man!” (man)
Let’s admit it (let’s admit it)
Lance (Lance)
Just don’t fit it (just don’t fit it)
Nah, he can’t do it like me
Hah, they can’t do it like me
Lol, I see you trying to do it like me
Man, that hack was ugly.

Chorus

I’m too mean to this NPC
Watch me Curl and watch me Roll
Rollout on that Pidgeot
It’s super effective!
Super effective!
Super effective!
Super effective!
Super effective!

I’m too good for tournaments
Every badge, full Pokédex
Watch me work my magic ‘til I’m
Champion (do it)
Champion (do it)
Champion (do it)

(Pikaaaaaaaaaaah)

Chorus

(I choose you!)

(Pikaaaaaaaaaaah-chuuu!)

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