The Scrawls of doctorlit

Filker's Note: A filk after "Soulja Boy (Crank That)" by Soulja Boy. Pokémon and all names used from that franchise belong to Satoshi Tajiri of the Pokémon Company and Nintendo.

Trainer Boy (Catch That)
(I choose you!)

Trainer boy catch it.

Now I got a new game for y’all called the Trainer Boy.

You got to throw the ball, train it up three levels from dawn to dusk.

(Pikaaaaaaaaaaaah)

Chorus:
Trainer boy up in this route
Watch me catch it, knock it out
Watch me catch that Pokémon
Then Hydro Pump Ho-oh
Now I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)

Trainer boy up in this route
Watch me catch it, knock it out
Watch me catch that Pokémon
Then Hydro Pump Ho-oh
Now I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)
I choose you! (Catch that Pokémon!)

Trainer boy out from this town
Watch me catch a Ground-and-Rock
Magnitude them down
Yeah, watch me beat Gym Leader Brock
I’m Satoshi, watch me catch,
Catching all them insects, hey
When they paved all my tall grass
I programmed an opportunity
(for you)
To catch ‘em all (yeah catch ‘em all)
And if we get to battle
We’ll see how good you are (how good you are)
You catch me at your local game store
Yes I play it every day
Rival’s getting mad ‘cause
I just caught a Suicune, mate.

Chorus

I’m Swords Dancing up my guy
Using Slash before I try
Baton Passing to Abra
Now Attack is up four lines
Miyamoto wants to be me
Trainer boy, I’m the man
He be looking at my games
Saying “He’s the Poké-man!” (man)
Let’s admit it (let’s admit it)
Lance (Lance)
Just don’t fit it (just don’t fit it)
Nah, he can’t do it like me
Hah, they can’t do it like me
Lol, I see you trying to do it like me
Man, that hack was ugly.

Chorus

I’m too mean to this NPC
Watch me Curl and watch me Roll
Rollout on that Pidgeot
It’s super effective!
Super effective!
Super effective!
Super effective!
Super effective!

I’m too good for tournaments
Every badge, full Pokédex
Watch me work my magic ‘til I’m
Champion (do it)
Champion (do it)
Champion (do it)

(Pikaaaaaaaaaaah)

Chorus

(I choose you!)

(Pikaaaaaaaaaaah-chuuu!)